arcticmonkies:

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE FUNNY BUT THEN IT’S JUST AWKWARD AND YOU IMMEDIATELY REGRET SAYING IT AND YOU JUST CURL UP IN A BALL AND DIE AND IT’S ALL YOU THINK ABOUT FOR LIKE TWELVE YEARS AFTER IT HAPPENED AND THE OTHER PERSON THAT YOU SAID IT TO PROBABLY DIDN’T EVEN THINK ANYTHING OF IT BUT YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS RUINED BECAUSE OF IT 

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porndirector:

masturbating with your pet in the room

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niffniffcastor:

I like how teens are too young to figure out their sexuality unless its heterosexual

(Source: robin-g00dfellow)

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dggeoff:

trying to console a friend whose problems you cant even begin to understand

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